Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

The only thing I want in life: for someone to love me like tormund loves brienne. #GameofThrones #ThronesYall

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@HousewivesHub omg, its like ::flips hair:: High School::flips hair again:: *insert high pitched/bimbo-douchey giggle*::-audience siclence-*::

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@RHORIfans common law does not have rights in Massachusetts, does it in Rhode Island? @Alicia, I know your husband is a business lawyer, I deal with personal injury accidents. READ YOUR RIGHTS GIRLS. GET A DECO PAGE

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@RHORIfans the only person not owned by the man in their life: Liz, she's not just a business savvy partner, she is a life saver partner. Sometimes she says things that are exuberant, but she isn't wrong 💯 #FallRiverMA

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy They both kind of suck. 5hey both have dirty secrets. This brings us women in Massachusetts closer, and talk shit about RI women not knowing their head from their ass, they're busy living off their husbands

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

"She is beauty, she is grace, she is Miss Slam Pig United States"

...she clearly isn't born and raised in the RI/mass area if she doesn't know what that means.

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Red Sox Tickets Giveaway https://t.co/0WYN2pbXuZ

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@dunkindonuts needs to bring back the kiwi watermelon refresher as an option.

My worst nightmare has come to be!

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Oh poor tom with his mis-matched nails and outfit.
Ari* deserves better
#VanderpumpRules

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Bahahaha hackers

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@benjipalomar @TMZ Ew. Grosssssss

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

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Still trying to raise funds, help us help her @DanaFarber @BrighamWomens #weloveyoumom #cancerstinks

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Help us cover our moms after life https://t.co/ZUGTebK1Bt

#wonderwoman #cancer #lungcancer

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Help us help our mom 💜

#mom #WonderWoman

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[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Help us help our mom 💜

#mom #WonderWoman

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[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Things I've become increasingly bad at:

1) focusing
2) fun
3) saying the right thing at the right time
4) doing anything correctly on the first try.
4a) trying anything really.
6) social cues and reading faces
7) organizing
8) remembering
9) being an outside person
10) fun🤣

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Please make it stop. It's like nails on a chalkboard

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

I wish I had more friends who are lawyers. Or any for that matter.

I have questions but not many answers

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

Guys trying to figure out women's makeup like:

@netflix @brincandofogo

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

@prattprattpratt never meant to cause or be the reason for endgame. It's because the women in his life while in #Everwood were treated like crap and he found the one girl who not only said "no" but, felt the same way and, actucally stuck to it. Kudos.

[Stepfanie May ♡🧜‍♀️♡ @stepfaniemay]

The government should send every1 a stimulus check every month. Having to lie about how happy I am and how great this country is - is a non-stop advertisement to get other people to move.

I only accept cash btws