Megan Fox

Welcome to Stepford you live here now

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Mortal Kombat for the fate of Stepford and the earth itself has begun...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

@Wario64 Psylocke looked great in a swimsuit in Jim Lee's X-Men in the early 90's the last 35 years hit her pretty hard

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Mortal Kombat II is really good

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

She can't even go 3 hours without quitting Stepford after pleading to come back smh, and I thought I was crazy...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Supergirl is much happier in Stepford since the kryptonite brooch took over her mind her hair is brushed properly she has makeup on, she doesn't look like she just rolled out of bed, she isn't filthy dirty and she doesn't fall asleep drunk peeing on the toilet anymore.

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Supergirl's kryptonite brooch keeps her willpower weak and her mind in full control of the Stepford brainwashing

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Stepford has seceded we've achieved independence and become our own small country!

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Everything is perfect in Stepford

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Watching Barbarian the movie you have to drink it's teet milk that's a bad situation

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

You have to do what they tell you

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I have to go see the Stepford Doctor for more memory erasure I want to forget my old life I need to forget

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Where is that Demi Lovato roleplayer?? I want her brain erased I want her vacant and empty and filled with only Stepford wife thoughts!

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I must think correct thoughts at all times...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Quitting Stepford is a serious crime don't do it

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

Thank you for inviting me to the Stepford bridge club @StepfordVicKate @StepfordAmber

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

@StepfordVicKate @StepfordAmber @Stepford_Selina @StepfordPerrie @bambiclick @StepfordKira @AlannahDev18239 @StepfordRuby @RileyBaquette @BrattyBishop @Celeste__Dunbar What a nice day to play

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

My hair turned gray overnight

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I ❤️ Stepford

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

I love Stepford very very very very very very much...

[Megan Fox @StepfordMegan]

First up on Netflix: Cabinet Of Curiosities