30,000 holders
NOT 75% of wallets holding under $10
OR 80% fomo/pump copy traders hanging on to the narrative of one person
OR a spread-out bundle to inflate metrics
No airdrops, no handouts,
30,000 real. organic. anonymous cats
stonk update:
like all of onchain across all platforms, stonk entered a low-vol grinddown to hell on sept 21, when BTC topped, did a bart, and also did a grinddown toward pretty sketchy levels
i've never been faked out to the upside so many times before - this looked like it was back on track at least 3x during this grinddown.
right now it's skipping off "range" lows (if you can call it that - and forgive this chart being a genuinely deranged meme, there's little to no structure, so i just mark out any nano-structure i see on different timeframes and see what sticks)
would be poetic here if BTC (which is hammering against range highs in a sort of ascending triangle) finally breaks through at this "big week" moment on stonk and gets it into a new uptrend.
generally think stonk going sideways here (at the least) is v bullish if BTC continues to just range. means eventually the buyback/burn will start lifting price higher as the last of the speculative premium tide washes out
if this re-enters an unambiguous uptrend, i expect:
solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR (which isn't waiting around) to keep ripping. i think this is kinda showing the path. i also think a launchpad's memes can outperform or decouple from the pad token, and that appears to clearly be happening here. if ZCAT can't do well, i don't think any net-new meme in 2026 can do well, tbh
solana:8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS it's a pure-play on stonk, and i think its yield/volume rips and quickly exits this sort of reaccumulation low, and people holding it in size will be swimming in free STONK the whole uptrend
solana:8t5C4AWDg4CroMChxdo7rG2e8nJM31QG2GG7Czx9X7x2 this is the only other coin on stonk that's shown insane relative strength during the past 10-14 days, and its entire run up is a massive narrative violation. low conviction copy traders are being replaced by high-conviction independent-research chads faster than the chart can keep up. i think sand kitten EXPLODES if stonk can begin a new uptrend
bullish many more tokens on stonk - this is not an exhaustive list, but my three highest conviction coins