steph

please excuse my dope ass swag

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love having “classic thoughts”. Such as “The trees look so beautiful this time of year.” These classic thoughts help me feel more connected to humanity

[steph @steph__waller]

"i hate driving behind school buses bc they make so many stops" doesn't it bring you joy to see children with backpacks as big as they are? to see parents waving bye to their children? to see sibling hold hands when they cross the road? grow up bro.

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

i need an entire day alone where i get iced coffee go to thrift store for two hours go to target get a manicure and then come home and put a stew on the stove for four hours while i read a weird book

[spookyasianobama👻 @strictasiaobama]

FEDERAL AGENCIES CAN NO LONGER CREATE STANDARDS IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC SAFETY BY WHICH PRIVATE COMPANIES MUST OPERATE. IF A COMPANY SAVES MONEY BY PUTTING SHRAPNEL IN YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS NOBODY CAN STOP THEM.

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Re-watching twilight. These vampires are crazy!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me five minutes after saying im gonna the mysterious girl in the club

[Leena 🌵 @LeenaVanD]

nnnnyeeeoooooowwww

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[steph @steph__waller]

"bi-winning" i understand this on a personal level

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

13 years ago, Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men. This interview aired a week before he lost his job and title as highest-paid actor on TV.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everytime u leave me on read just imagine me in the trunk of a car that was set on fire

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

The only way to be pro-Israel at this point is simply to believe that Palestinians are not human beings.

[steph @steph__waller]

i'm like 45 minutes into the first dune movie and im really hoping timothee chalamet rides a giant sand worm before it's over

[boygirl @anah3ta]

when ur card declines in therapy so they bring up how with every passing minute youre failing to work hard enough for your future and wasting your youth watching time pass you by

[riv @seintlaurent]

there's something particularly insidious about shaming women for wrinkles that develop from smiling and expressing joy

[angel kinda @ang5elina]

this week was soooo kys vibes but next week we're sooooo back