steph🌻

don't be tardy for the party

[Wassup_Cara_mel @Wassup_Cara_Mel]

Barilla pasta has a Spotify playlist. Each playlist is the exact length of cook time for the varieties of pasta.

Press play, drop the noodles, music stops, al dente noodles.

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

The dopamine surge I’m going to have when Canada Post finally ends their strike and I get the packages I’ve been waiting for a month for will be unmatched

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. This is so wholesome 🥹

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

Screenshots. If this helps only one person, I'll be satisfied. You're welcome ❤️

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

Finished all the new @GreysABC episodes in 2 days and now I have a @shondarhimes shaped hole in my heart

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

I feel like I have the tendency to mentally affirm moms having a hard time but not do anything I don’t want to be a nuisance but maybe…being afraid of bothering people isn’t always good! sometimes it’s nice to offer help to someone in need. Just a little reminder to myself lol

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the best trend of the year

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

MY BESTIE DID THAT!!!

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

One of the funniest things about having kids is locking them out of the washroom while you’re in it and when they knock and you ask who it is they say their name in their funny little kid voice

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

@crimcorradi So what you’re saying is it’s a mystery

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

@loveislandusa feel free to leave the food conga lines out in the future 🙃🤢

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

@dumpsterfireICU My son is trached (not vented) and has been eating orally since about 5 months (he’s almost 4yrs). He used to eat while also getting a tube feed 😂

[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

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[steph🌻 @steph_bivi]

@crimcorradi RIP to the sunflower babies