彡Stephanie Michals彡

just a gal who requires approximately 10 hours of sleep

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

20 seconds added to “Rue Happy Moments”🕺

[h ꕤ ˚࿔ @celestialxari]

I miss my family I need a s3 blooper reel to be posted #asap

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

FUCKING!! ARREST!! THE FUCKING!!COPS!! WHO!! FUCKING!! KILLED BREONNA!! TAYLOR!!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Thoughts and prayers.

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

is there a wiki how for when you need to recognize that the dress you just ordered won’t look the same on you as it does the model and you’re grieving?

[Promising Young Woman @PromisingFilm]

Payback never looked so promising. 💋 In theaters April 2020. #PromisingYoungWoman

[gogo @margo_go_go_]

me pretending to laugh at men’s jokes so they don’t murder me

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

singing up for nextdoor has been a JOURNEY

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

my aunt and i are amazing at communicating

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

in middle school we literally had a lesson on how to write nasty letters to companies in order to get free stuff. i got a bunch of hair ties from scünci after telling them a bunch of fake horrible experiences. i got an A+.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative https://t.co/6CP0Hns61A

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

my favorite restaurant is Costco, 2pm reservation, free samples (take 3 of each and say you’re bringing them to your family in a different aisle), great view of the kayaks and rotisserie chicken, unrivaled ambiance, great for birthdays

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

can they make those “ask me anything!” instagram story questions anonymous so i can be nasty AND a coward at the SAME time

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

i wish HBO hired GOT fan theory youtube accounts to write this final season

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

in our second year of college my friends and i made fake facebook accounts in order to secretly play Farmville

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Don’t Care If People Don’t Like Me, I Just Need a List of Who and Why Not: https://t.co/NsLySvjR9F

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

hey girly ! 🥰 i’m SaraBethAnne and i LUVVV ur feed😭 it would be so 🤭 amazeballs😂😂😂 if you could watch a six hour vid explaining my pyramid 🦋scheme🦋 and then we could chat ~*{over matcha tea}*~ 😊 about getting you a 13% off coupon on all👏🏻future👏🏻purchases👏🏻🤣🤣🤣 luv ya!

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

My favorite joke is when I see someone twice in a short span of time and they say “long time no see”. Haha! I JUST saw you!

[彡Stephanie Michals彡 @steph_michals]

i found it: the worst tweet, discovered, before my very eyes