#Hollanovsmau
where Shane is a popular hollanov ao3 writer, him and ilya are still hockey players, one day he forgets to switch accounts and posts on his main
Snow Leopard!Shane who isn’t used to snuggling or cuddling because they’re fairly solitary animals but he feels an instinctual desire to be near Bear!Ilya at all times. His tail drapes itself loosely around Ilya’s waist as they spoon at night. Ilya grumbling low in contentment.
snow leopard Shane but it's Ilya having to explain to the cops that no he didn't lock his husband outside in the snow like Mrs. Johnson next door claims, he quite literally can't get him inside, he TRIED! cut to Shane cuddled up on the patio buried in snow just snoring & purring
every day I wake up and Dumb and Dumber are up to something. “Mack stealing Will’s nose” what on earth do you mean. is he gonna play peekaboo with him next
HIGHT AND WEIGHT ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING STOP ACTING LIKE PEOPLE BEING UPSET ABOUT CONNOR BEING SHORTER THAN ILYA AND PEOPLE UPSET ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT REPRESENTATION ARE THE SAME THING TALL PEOPLE (at least as tall as Ilya) ARE NOT PEOPLE WHO LACK REPRESENTATION—