Stephanie Saucedo

Mama {boys} • Lover {tacos + naps} • Believer {shout out, Jesus} • Runner {... tacos} • Other nonsensical shit 👻 stephsaucedo

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

@tedcruz J@mu@

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Here, let just me add more salsa to finish these chips. Now a few more chips for the salsa. Woops, a little more salsa for these chips… wait, now…

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

New me, new covid goals: tiktok mom dance routines, to go margs and socially distanced pool parties.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

The quality of our relationships define the quality of our lives.

𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯...

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

New life mantra: throw it against the wall; if it doesn’t stick - it’s not finished.

(𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘴/𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘴)

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Fellas, if your girl is:

1) just like a beauty Queen

2) dances on the floor in the round

3) says that you are the one

That is not your girl... that’s Billie Jean.

[Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻 @sweetmomissa]

fellas, if your girl:

•is watching him with those eyes
•loving him with that body
•is holding him in her arms late, late at night

she's not your girl, she's Jesse's girl

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Excuses and ego will absolutely rob a man of his whole entire life.
Please stay accountable and humble.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Never ☝🏼

[Dean @dakarrier]

You never hear of pushed pork

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Aggressively contours Christmas double chin...

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

HURRY! SALE OF THE CENTURY!

- 𝘌𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

1.2.3. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵! 🙋‍♀️

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

My New Years resolutions:

1) eat cleaner

2) avoid watching any part of the mandalorian

3) run a marathon

4) stop responding “lol”

5) but sign off all texts “lmao”

6) have people take me more seriously

My boys are gonna hate me.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Friendly reminder: do all the bad shit NOW while you still have time, #newyearnewme me in 6 days.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

*𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴*

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Spread The Word: December 26 Is National Moms’ Day Off
https://t.co/sNxaDR3gts

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

I don’t know guys, kinda expected the ghost of Christmas past to visit me or something cool.

Or was that all just replaced by FB memories?

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Merry Christmas from us to you ❤️

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

PSA: I’m not signing my name on presents this year, you’ll know by the amount of dog hair stuck to it.

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

Hey, #raylamontagne #stiefeltheatresalina

[Stephanie Saucedo @steph_saucedo]

𝑅𝒶𝓎 𝐿𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒶𝑔𝓃𝑒 + 𝒮𝓉𝒾𝑒𝒻𝑒𝓁
Velvety and bearded... Ray was soul.
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#stiefeltheatre #stiefeltheatersalina #raylamontagne

[Jessie @jessieseiler_]

My parents went as a vsco girl and an eboy for their Halloween party 😂😂