Steph

I like math and making fun of myself. Pitt Alum

[Steph @stEPH_u_]

Girls at a frat party: let’s get this Brad

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@googlemaps I’m not sure how but hello and thank you for finding that classic tweet

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Every parent: do you know how to get there? You just make a left then right then through 3 lights then a left and it’s a mile ahead on the right

Me: *nods as I type the address into google maps*

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Do you think if Jesus sees his shadow today that we’ll have 6 more weeks of quarantine

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Future in 2016: Fuck it mask off

Everyone in 2020: mask definitely on

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Anyone wanna take a shot

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Vito is there something you’re not telling us? @Tweetogalati

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Quarantine Day 15:
I just iced myself

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So I’ve been watering these plants for 2 months and I just realized that they’re both fake lmao

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@TomScibelli is this you?

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this quarantine gonna make me gain the Corona 15

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@derektbh_ I do this all the time and I’d call it a success

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@rhodri_parker They don’t have elevators in Europe

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So my dumbass cancelled my credit card bc I saw someone was using it in Europe but I am in Europe and I am the one using it

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@KYdont_LIE No apparently I’m a thief

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24 years old and I still giggle when someone says penetration in a meeting

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So people in Ireland and Britain call the dot at the end of a sentence a “full stop” is anyone else shook

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I drunk texted 3 people “yolo swag money” and I just do not understand

[william. @willtbh]

T-Pain: “IMMA BUY YOU A DRANK!”

Me: https://t.co/Ih9ZrXz0hE

[SONO 📸 @SonoVisuals]

Post a picture of your biggest 2019 flex

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At work today someone was holding two coffees so I said “nice double fisting” and let’s just say in the UK they only know 1 definition of double fisting and it’s not that