stephylococcus

overly average human • mom, nurse, obsessed with acotar • she/they • #kindnessmatters

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of GETTING FUCKING VACCINATED??????

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

The way my dog looked at me after she just stretched suggested that she was rather offended I didn’t say “big stretch!” 😭

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

@saddlerockma @RNSuperHero Usually a nana syncopizing on the potty

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

@RNSuperHero Community hospital I worked at out of nursing school had 2 RN TOD pronouncing, esp on nights

[Eos @eospaint]

#rhysand during the starfall. 💫
#feysand #feyre #acotar #acomaf

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

@maddybrookie That Starfall image of Rhys 😮‍💨

[Joe McFarland @JoeMcFarland]

If I was an @NHL player right now, I'd wear rainbow tape for every game of the season. Fine me, do whatever you gotta do. But this new rule is a farce and flies in the face of "hockey is for everyone." https://t.co/LTwOQrTlOg

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

@dcodysweet Jake Compton would not stand for this

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

I redownloaded this gods forsaken app to check for info about why my audiobook wasnt downloading on scribd & now i cant stop scrolling ffs

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

sotting behind @jackharlow at the @celtics game, man needs to get into the game either way LETS GOOOO

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

Wait whos @ pax east this weekend????!!!! Ill be there all day Friday!!!!!!

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

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[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

Slept 8 hours last night then took a 3.5 hour nap this morning. Crushing this productivity thing 💪🏻

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

Just sending out a tweet because the idea of my page being just wordle tweets is giving me anxiety

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

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[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

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[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

So yes my house is a disaster and there’s dishes in the sink and if i do eat anything its probably from a freezer 🤷🏻‍♀️

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

On my days off i feel so all around exhausted from working the day before (mentally, emotionally, physically) that it’s hard for me to do much of anything. + taking care of a wild 10 month old at the same time is just 😮‍💨

[stephylococcus @stephabrew]

Of course he deactivated.