Stephan Martinez

“You might have to excuse me, I’ve lost control of all my senses. You might have to excuse me, I’ve lost control of all of my words.”

[Stephan Martinez @stephan210]

@News4SA Oh wow. Didn’t know that happened. That our dog park! Sad

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@my3boyz74 @NWSSanAntonio Per the picture, threat of wind & hail and to seek shelter in a sturdy structure.

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@SheaSerrano And I’m just expected to work a normal business day today?

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@MLBONFOX @FOS The Las Vegas B’s!

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@SheaSerrano Lefty approved

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@SheaSerrano Whataburger bookmark for me please.

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@arturodraws They’re just standard grey Homage hoodies with a simple print on them. I swear people clammer over them so much, imma just make them and sell them at la pulga until his lawyers find me.

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@Frankieee_SVT Nice, but $42 for a SnapBack? New Era is ridiculous.

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@SheaSerrano Reminds of the “favorite font” scene in Brooklyn 99. #CambriaForever

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@SheaSerrano Shea’s book be like….

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@SheaSerrano Put my iPhone on Focus mode while at work and Shea came busting through as a “priority” somehow, wtf?!? Shea, can this not wait until I get off work!?

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@SheaSerrano He gets real close tho. Bro drinks Big Red. If you’ve never had it…that shit can mess you up.

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@iamdieforyouuu Tortellini.

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@SheaSerrano It’s just one game but we’re not over dramatizing this right? Should I ask work off for the Championship Parade or wait?

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

ABSOLUTE CHILLS.

Cue up Roundball Rock … the NBA is BACK on NBC and Peacock. 🏀🤩

[Stephan Martinez @stephan210]

@SheaSerrano Mine too, but do you remember the scene from Brooklyn 99 where Jake Peralta meets Amy’s Dad w/ a sign with his favorite font?
“Victor Santiago: Ah, look at that. You're a Garamond man, huh?
Jake: Of course, what other font would I use, Cambria?”

Me: “What’s wrong w/Cambria?!”

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@SheaSerrano Twice fried frijoles are my favorite.

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@SheaSerrano I always take books on vacay & my wife laughs at me, saying I never read them. I joke that “I’m not well read but my books are well traveled.” Here’s hoping Expensive Basketball breaks the curse when I travel this Thanksgiving.

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@paulthenshirley 🍺