Sh!t Stevie Says

DJ w/ a face for radio. 😂🎧

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@joeyirsik Get some real breakfast

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@joeyirsik LMAO yes

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@joeyirsik 😵 going to Denny's: 1 🌟 star. Would not recommend

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I do this to myself! It's effective

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Who else refuses to give up their favorite pair of jeans?!? #thestruggle #NationalBlueJeanDay

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Called one of my coworkers instead of walking down the hallway to ask them something. #lol #WednesdayMotivation

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Things you can count on in life:
-Death
-Taxes
-The pause frame of the video you posted will not be flattering

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Breaking News: KANYE APOLOGIZED!?!?

[Michael Paulson @MichaelPaulson]

Unexpected drama at the opening of “The Cher Show” on Broadway: The actor playing Sonny Bono called out @kanyewest for using his cellphone during the show, and Kanye West then apologized. https://t.co/UPfuO8OpkK

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@ambersplace @1029NASHIcon 😂 He looked so concerned like maybe someone was printing fake news about him

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Just a poor disc jockey, trying her damndest

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Better get your wanks out before the end of 2018! #lol

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Starbucks Will Ban Porn On Its Free Wi-Fi In All US Stores Next Year https://t.co/56QgYyBxdv

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Some girls eat ice cream when they're sad. I eat a tub of cottage cheese. #weirdo

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@ambersplace One time Regina George punched him in the face. It was AWESOME 😂

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#Goals

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Yes, but don't distress, you're allowed to be tired sometimes. Tired is different than lazy or giving up.

[Barbara Corcoran @BarbaraCorcoran]

A go-getter never runs out of energy because they’re fueled by their own enthusiasm for getting there.

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"Hey! Aunt Stephy! Want to see my balls?"
Me: *tries not to laugh*