Thinking about the year 2010 when FB used to let us answer questions about our friends and I read one of the questions as “has ________ ever had one night stand?” instead of “A one night stand” and I answered yes for everyone 🫠🫠🫠
jane fonda signed her best actress speech in 1979 because the oscars wouldn't offer closed captions. the oscars only started providing closed captions in 2021.
Thinking about how I was having my 4th graders write the word “brushed”and I used the sentence “I hope everyone brushed their teeth this morning” and they all shouted “I didn’t!!!” at me and thought it was hilarious that I reacted in disgust 🙃
Watching the grinch as a teacher made me realize that the grinch was 1000% traumatized as a child and stealing Christmas was his trauma response in order to avoid feeling the way he did as a kid 🤭
You don’t applaud a fish for swimming and you don’t applaud the justice system for providing justice.
But thankfully, today, we can breathe a sigh of relief.
#GeorgeFloyd
“CDC decides that while 6 feet is the standard everywhere, teachers are expected to cram as many children in a classroom as possible during a pandemic since we are forced to reopen schools full time.” https://t.co/MimEnhNRgU