Stephanie

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

Here’s a thought: let’s teach guys how to handle rejection so we don’t need to continue thinking of creative ways to not “get murdered”

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

Thinking about the year 2010 when FB used to let us answer questions about our friends and I read one of the questions as “has ________ ever had one night stand?” instead of “A one night stand” and I answered yes for everyone 🫠🫠🫠

[mike THE PITT FANS DNI @fondasbian]

jane fonda signed her best actress speech in 1979 because the oscars wouldn't offer closed captions. the oscars only started providing closed captions in 2021.

[June Jambalaya @JuneJambalaya]

Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for $1.29

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

Thinking about how I was having my 4th graders write the word “brushed”and I used the sentence “I hope everyone brushed their teeth this morning” and they all shouted “I didn’t!!!” at me and thought it was hilarious that I reacted in disgust 🙃

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

Anyone else’s face legitimately get red while thinking about embarrassing things you’ve done?

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Biden promising to cancel student loan debt

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

Watching the grinch as a teacher made me realize that the grinch was 1000% traumatized as a child and stealing Christmas was his trauma response in order to avoid feeling the way he did as a kid 🤭

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

just a friendly reminder:

[sasha @macaulaycocaine]

the way nobody gave a mcfuck

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

i don’t like it

[saira @sairaspooks]

sorry i didn’t text you back. i read your messages and replied in my head then disassociated for a week

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Imagine smoking weed and instead of feeling like your TV remote is mad at you then eating 15 meatballs you simply ran fast at the Olympics

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

You don’t applaud a fish for swimming and you don’t applaud the justice system for providing justice.

But thankfully, today, we can breathe a sigh of relief.
#GeorgeFloyd

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

“CDC decides that while 6 feet is the standard everywhere, teachers are expected to cram as many children in a classroom as possible during a pandemic since we are forced to reopen schools full time.” https://t.co/MimEnhNRgU

[Stephanie @stephaneyney]

With how many issues there have been with vaccine rollout in MA, it’s almost like people are causing issues on purpose 🙄

[Sanho Tree @SanhoTree]

DC’s own Mei Xiang and Tian Tian are enjoying our first significant snowfall in two years. 🐼�

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

MAGA when they heard spanish at the inauguration...