Stephani

she/her

[🌟🧡🤍🩷 @singin_swiftie]

she saw how people reacted to ttpd and knew literacy was dying

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

There is a Certain Type of leftist/progressive who can’t shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift, and even if I wasn’t a fan of her music, I would find it off-putting

No one has anything new to add. It’s just a bunch of bunch of people who read the same substacks and watch the same TikToks shouting “billionaire!!!” (most of her net worth is the ownership of her extremely valuable intellectual property) or “private jet!!” (she's one of the few people who has no business flying commercial; mere rumors of her presence would shut down any airport) or “insufficient support of progressive causes!!” (I agree, but she’s been vocally anti-MAGA, donates many millions, and pays her employees exceptionally well; in general I’d rather have fewer celebrities talking about politics)

I get annoyed by the stans who can't ever acknowledge a misstep or a genuine critique, but I'm equally bored and put off by fellow progressives who can't move the hell on from this topic. This petty, doesn’t-matter, bullshit discourse is genuinely a symptom of why we don't win

You don’t need to moralize your dislike of Taylor Swift. You can just be normal and ignore her

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills.

You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you.

I love you more than you could ever hate me.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

It is possible to believe two things at once: That the long-suffering people of Iran deserve freedom from their despotic leaders, and that a bombing campaign by the current highly corrupt authoritarian government of America is unlikely to bring it.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Millennials living through:

- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3

We’re tired boss.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

You only need to make $400k if your kids like blueberries

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

From “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” to “actually the gun started this”

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[Caleb Salers @SatyBarefoot]

“A lot of people talk down on Mississippi like we’re a bunch of nobodies” is quite the pointed statement after his former head coach essentially said such while on the broadcast of the Texas Bowl.

[Stephanie Lockett @sglockett]

Can’t believe they managed to win without the basketball hoop and the fire extinguisher and the dog

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

Maybe Lane was right that he couldn't win a national title at Ole Miss. And now that he's gone, they can.