Stephanie

Reluctant Hufflepuff

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

Great visual representation of my Twitter feed over the last 2 years. https://t.co/smop3rvokn

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

https://t.co/qipHKq1U2u
Exhibit B

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Like???????????? #TheTraitorsUS

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

For any other millennials who couldn’t totally place why Rob’s smoldering glares felt familiar to them, I think I found his dad.
#TraitorsUS

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

@kaileerosen Being awake with the flu finally paid off 🙏

[Kailee Rosen @kaileerosen]

Meteorologist who is “going to be ok” 🙏🏻

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

@kaileedavis Going to go Outback Steakhouse because Indiana Jones sort of dresses Australian.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

Call me when we have Microsoft Zune Halo 3 Edition sized hail.

[Damon Lane @KOCOdamonlane]

DVD-SIZE HAIL. Many kids wondering what a DVD is...

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

@notinrushhour3 @SheaSerrano the festival made its way over from Germany.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

Saw a group of elementary aged kids leaving @Braums_IceCream in a limo on their first evening of summer. I’m not saying that they have peaked, but that will be a hard night to top.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

I think this app is about to be unsalvageable, so I have one last thought. Please don’t show me a photo of your home edit’d pantry shelves without showing the “back stock” closet. That’s where the actual storage is, the aesthetic one is a display.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

My son is learning to drink water himself but unfortunately he does this with every sip.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

Unfortunately the answer is either Golden Corral or Chilis.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

The odds were low to start with but it’s not looking like I’ll ever see what was in those tweets I’ve been bookmarking.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

I think something was wrong with my early voting ballot, I didn’t get to vote for Joe Biden or AOC like the ads suggested 😔

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

… like, way down. I have years of Church of Christ training and nothing to do with it.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

Today I was filling out a literacy survey for the @DollyParton @dollyslibrary and I honestly rounded WAY down when they wanted me to estimate how often I sing to my child. I don’t want Dolly thinking I’m weird.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

I’ve been trying to find the new Ellen Degeneres drama for 3 days because I thought El*n was about her 🫠

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

This is what I feel like I’m listening to when people get too deep in the Taylor Swift discourse.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

@lindaholmes Skimmed this and read “Biden” which made this a very different story.

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

The “business people” talking about the existing plans.

[Patrick Spencer @made4tv]

#update today Gov. Stitt told reporters that when he first came into office, several business people told him a new mansion was, "in the plans"

[Stephanie @stephaniebertot]

For Halloween my son is learning to scream without warning at any time. Spooky!