Stephanie Dayle

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

“That used to be a big trend you know, mooning,” …. Thanks dad

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

“My favourite thing to watch on tiktok… felling trees,” -things I never thought I’d hear my dad say unprompted

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

I think an important thing to consider during these times is who actually eats the popcorn flavoured jelly bellies because they are clearly still making them for someone.

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

“Do you play any instruments?”
“Oh, no. I was the fourth child,”

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

Yes

[dizzle @wendizzle__]

life pre covid was so unsanitary if you actually think about it.

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

I already forgave myself for them loans. The government needs to catch up

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Anyone who voted for this tragic shitty narcissist mess of a president bears responsibility for this debacle today. He has shown you exactly who he was all along. You still supported him. You are complicit in the attempted destruction of the country. You are not a patriot.

[Dr. Kali D. Cyrus @drkalicyrus]

White privilege is not being shot or tear gassed while storming the Capitol.

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

The best part of movies from the early 00s is the tiny cell phones

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

Important

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

Physical activity is the closest thing we have to a wonder drug. Even if you don't lose an ounce, you'll live longer, feel healthier and be less likely to get cancer, heart disease, stroke, and arthritis.

[Oatsdoc, MD @oatsdoc]

Nothing is as peak 2020 as watching a patient (younger than me & dying of COVID) be put on ECMO, then driving home and having a maskless redneck tell me COVID isn’t real and I’m drinking the Kool-Aid while I was getting gas....

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

If you spent your twenties at the Scuz, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

Adding marshmallows to sweet potatoes seems appropriately American

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

One of my favourite things in movies is when there���s a “newborn” baby and it’s a 15lb 4month old with wet hair.

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

Me: “Wow, seems like people have put down their knives this week, we haven’t had any stabbings come in,”
Literally 1 minute later-
Triage RN: “umm...”

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Sure, you can hate doctors but just admit that, between the COVID hoax, hiding the cure for cancer, and vaccines, we have an impressive number of conspiracies to maintain

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

Is there a way to like... mute America for awhile?

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

@MEGyxe 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Stephanie Dayle @StephanieDayle]

I am no longer allowed to start the microwave on an arbitrary amount of time assuming “I’ll just stop it early”

[samsfeelingood @samsfeelinggood]

ERAS got me like