Stephanie Fritz

Rutgers University '20

[FuckNJTransit™️ @FuckNjTransit]

THIS IS CRIMINAL @NJTRANSIT + @Amtrak!

#NJTWinterOfHell #NJTWinter #GarbageServiceOfNJTransit #NJTHell #NJTransit #FixItPhilMurphy @SenatorMenendez @GovMurphy @StewartMader #BlamePhilMurphy #FireKevinCorbett @NJGov

[Northeast Corridor @NJTRANSIT_NEC]

NEC train #3873, the scheduled 6:14PM from PSNY, is subject to up to a 2 hour and 45 minute delay due to Amtrak overhead wire issues.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk when I became “lemme grab a sweater in case it’s chilly there” years old but i’ll tell ya life is better at this age

[Supe™ @pieland_24]

me: big city driving scarey ):

me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw

[Nikki Smith @93nikkismith93]

I love living in the Poconos because anywhere you'd ever want to day trip is a short two hour drive away. Manhattan? Sure, just a two hour drive. Philly? Sure, just a two hour drive. Jersey Shore? Sure, just a two hour drive. Nearest grocery store? Sure, just a two hour drive.

[Stephanie Fritz @stephanieefritz]

@NicolasNoa Let’s do it

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

A SANDWICH IS CONFINED BY BREAD—BUT MADE INFINITE BY ITS FILLINGS

[tati @TatiannaSaenz]

no one came to my dad’s art exhibit tonight and he was really excited about it & to show all his friends his hard work :’( if anyone is interested pls go check his page out on fb and give him a like: TAPEstry Art by Gerardo Saenz

[relatable @byreIatable]

"How's studying for finals going?"

[relatable @byreIatable]

"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night"

not until i shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[relatable @byreIatable]

Wishing I was at Hogwarts because their final exams are always cancelled

[relatable @byreIatable]

Jingle bells, taking L's, hit me with a sleigh

[Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[steven :) @smtv_97]

Ok fine YES it's true, I have been consistently playing words with friends with two middle aged white women I met on the internet why is this such a big deal

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

A Black mother went to jail and had her kids taken away for leaving them in the car during a job interview. https://t.co/0Ww7p2lcY8

[Stephanie Fritz @stephanieefritz]

@lsobrinski happy birthday 💘

[The Daily Targum @daily_targum]

K-9 Units were used at Alexander Library late Thursday night after reports of a suspicious package. https://t.co/BdU55Y7Vii