stephanie 兰¨̮

she/her as in she is probably trying to reopen jurassic park
🫐🍓🌈🌙✨🌱

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retiring from school to become a corn dog

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is toto wolff a religion?

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after watching the summer i turned pretty, i can confirm that jay is the love of my life bc he’s team jeremiah. also he’s a capricorn ❤️🥹

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@thestorygraph personalized recommendations, is it weird that the ML feels like my personal best friend?

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what are the girlies with acrylics/long nails typing on? my mechanical keyboard rly said naur to me

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@ryan_giron1 r u there yet

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the girlies who only know supermassive black hole as the major league baseball theme

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i've watched Jurrasic park 35 times in 2022

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masking as an ENTJ to get through a research-focused college… i need to sleep for another 4 years

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i love going through my old pinterest boards to remind myself that even i, can have the worst taste humanly possible.#humble

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@overhannahlyzed ….. zaddy. I SAID IT OK I SAID IT.

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i miss logan lerman

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@SranSehaj this is awkward

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@JayTapadiya stop ur embarrassing me

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my partner's sister said i reminded her of bestdressed... my life is a W i can rest easy now

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it's always Object-Oriented Programming but no one ever talks about Object-Oriented People (material gworl 💅🏻✨💄)

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@feliciadotcom what are you getting

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re-establishing myself as the quirky girl today because at USPS I sneezed my right eye contact straight out.

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@feliciadotcom no u were my target audience and i’m cackling

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the greatest modern baseball hit

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it’s come to my painful attention that steven is alive. he’s already suffered enough living through chris pratt as a beloved main character so i’ll let this one slide!

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if chris pratt isn’t eaten in the next jurassic world… i’ll personally dig up steven spielbergs grave and speak my truth