When they ask how your day was, just to leave you hanging. Don’t ask if you don’t care. I was fine for 2weeks, I was fine yesterday and I’ll be fine today. Why try and fuck up my peace?
When you ask your mom “Wasn’t Mary Magdalene the one who got stoned, because she was a prostitute?” And your dad answers... “No she was la Marijuana” (me: looks at Dad” 🤔 What!?) His answer: “You said she got stoned” 🤦🏽♀️ #LORD lmao