Stephanie McAfee

USA Today and New York Times bestselling author of the Mad Fat Girl series.

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

Oh, it’s going to be a great summer…. I can feel it. 🖤

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

#HOUDINI 🎩 out now! https://t.co/ZEnHUvwzhX #TheDeathOfSlimShady thx @SMBofficial !!!

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

I dreamed disco was making a huge comeback.

At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.

[RedCupOleMiss @RedCupOleMiss]

Ole Miss students sing the Star Spangled Banner🇺🇸

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

There’s still hope for AMERICA.

While many PAID AGITATORS were burning our flag and wishing death upon AMERICA, these students at Ole Miss were DEFENDING our country!

America is the GREATEST country on earth!!!

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

Ole Miss is built different

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.

Well, they’re not laughing now.

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

When you just catch that lunar event from your back porch in Alabama…#cloudeeeeeeeclipse
#Eclipse2024

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

Kids, if you’re looking for an IRL example of #SHRINKFLATION for that Econ report, this is the foaming hand soap for you! Looks like 2 ounces less for $2 more. What a STEAL! Thanks @Walmart! Thanks @DialSoap!

On second thought, no thanks. ⭐️👎

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

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[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

It is my most sincere wish that all aggressive tailgaters may one day soon get punched right square in the face… by their own airbags. But not when they’re behind me. Or you. #getwrecked

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

If the Hamburglar’s #Burgercuda comes up missing, that’s not going to be grand theft… that’s going to be karma. 🖤🍔#robblerobble

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

“The only ones having any fun anymore are the research rats.”
-Erma Bombeck

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

“Be confident, not certain.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt #wordsofwisdom

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

“We do not have to become heroes overnight. Just a step at a time, meeting each thing that comes up, seeing it as not as dreadful as it appears, discovering that we have the strength to stare it down.” -Eleanor Roosevelt #WordsOfWisdom

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

❤️🎬🎸David Geffen 🎸🎬❤️ #WordsOfWisdom

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

❤️ 🏆 Pat Summit 🏆 ❤️ #quotestoliveby

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

#quotesaboutlife

[MUTTS @MUTTScomics]

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." — Chinese Proverb

#QuotesToLiveBy #QOTD

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

“It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.” -Eleanor Roosevelt #quotestoliveby

[Stephanie McAfee @stephaniemcafee]

Love this SO much! https://t.co/UHDw1SdSmh