𝒔 𝒕 𝒆 𝒑 𝒉

to the moon and back ☽

[Wicked's Ghost @WickedsGhost]

Imagine BELIEVING you were going to receive $5000 in your bank account 🤣🤣🤣

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK

[a midsummer nightmare @unhingedcatboi]

you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[ria✧˖° @love_wbb]

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

here's an idea: maybe guns shouldn't be so fucking easy to get

[Chris @citehchris]

oh everything is about to get so so much worse and so much more stupid

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[𝒔 𝒕 𝒆 𝒑 𝒉 @stephanienichol]

Never thought I’d say this but I raised my credit to a 731 🙌🏼 hallelujah

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[jynx @jynxbby]

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate a "i was testing you" ass man. bye fuckin loser. test your fuckin chain

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i tolerate people & things until i’m very much resentful towards them