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[TZ @stephanii313]

I always get really concerned for those people who spend way too much time in the sauna at the gym

[Nadine Sawalha @simplymenadine]

#midterms I literally don’t even have time to shit because I’ve been studying so much

[Babe @imnotahoe12]

Guess who’s bout to get a free meal 🙋🏼‍♀️
#datenight

[Nadine Sawalha @simplymenadine]

I don’t trust people who don’t answer FaceTimes

[Disaster Lesbian @uzbeccastaaaan]

High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY

College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired

[Babe @imnotahoe12]

When you pull up to the gas station on E, car running on prayers and the love of Jesus, then you realize you forgot your wallet https://t.co/1oaLtRzZpt

[TZ @stephanii313]

@MorganWilsonn You don't even work there.. smh

[YA BOY ZACK MORRIS @ZackMorrisTbh]

Tried to pull a push door, ended up committing and ripping it off the hinges to avoid looking like an idiot.

[Babe @imnotahoe12]

Life hack to get out of work: Get really stoned, put eye drops in one eye, go in and tell them you have pink eye

[relatable @byreIatable]

Pain is temporary
GPA is forever
•my motto for the next few weeks•

[TZ @stephanii313]

@malus_canis are you saying that Pizza Hut isn't Italian food 😤

[「Septon Meribald 🏆」 @VillageTaker]

When you use "furthermore" in an essay

[King Aux 🌊 @sbsince95]

Found the real artists for the Moana Soundtrack 🔥🌊🏝