Stephanie Carson

Still trying to figure out how to adult. Lahser grad. WMU.

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Are we already over the belt bag situation? I can’t keep up

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Why is @UPS so frustrating? I apparently had a subscription box at the UPS store and never knew. No idea where my item is now. I’ve had the subscription for years and it’s never not been delivered. I never got a sticker saying attempted delivery, nothing to indicate an issue.

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Is it socially acceptable to ask for my gift bags back after I give the gift?

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

“I gotta look good when I kill people” said my fiancé who spent $200 on in game item 🙃

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

I’ve never enjoyed pizza rolls less than I have with COVID. I am sad.

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

“At lunch with bae”

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Should I rewatch all of Grey’s Anatomy……?

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

My date just said to me “…you probably don’t know because you’re dumb”.

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Breakfast: Pizza rolls
Lunch: Salad
Dinner: Easy Mac
I swear I’m an adult. #adulting

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Sorry I’m late to work, I was busy playing fetch with my cat 🤷‍♀️

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Ever just in a shit mood? Like for no reason other than because?

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Advice for men on Tinder: maybe don’t post pictures of you so drunk that your eyes are crossed

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Is sending “Tiktoks to each other” an acceptable love language? If so, that’s mine.

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Am I the only one who didn’t know Urban Outfitters sold sex toys?

[The Basic Blogger B*tch @BasicBloggerB]

Can someone please get Covid-19 a uterus so Texas will try to control it? #GregAbbott #WearAMask

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

Do you ever think you’ve used up all of your happiness?

[SNAFU @SNAFU_Sara]

Someone remind me It it’s possible for me to get my fat ass back in shape. I have gained so much wait since September. 😩

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

PSA: Sharpie S•Gel pens might be amazing, but if you drop one from 10 ft in the air, it will shatter and ruin your day.

[Stephanie Carson @stephaniiee23]

I’m in the same room as the former National Commander and the current Vice Commander. #fangirling