Stephanie Williams

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[zellie @zellieimani]

Flock cameras haven’t been used to solve one murder yet. Just cops monitoring their girlfriends, exes or women they lust after.

[t$ @dinereauxx]

i’m not working 3 jobs regardless of the economy, so there’s that

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

When the Democrats take power, the Republicans will suddenly be concerned about the debt. Bookmark this.

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

I actually do think getting pregnant less than 6 months postpartum is evil and negligent parenting. gulag for both parents.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hey guys, since you released faucis diary maybe now we can do the Epstein files?

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

You got all the vaccines when you were a child but now you are unvaccinated. Ok

[danglingsince97 @danglingsince97]

Invention of the e-bike has been huge for the DUI community.

[littlebillie @littlebillie]

“How do I get my toddler to stop hitting? 😩😩”

You snatch them by the wrist mid swing the very first time they ever try and you look them dead in the eyes and say NO.

Stop trying to philosophize with your 19 month old about how “hitting isn’t nice”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

DO NOT invite me to housewarming parties, weddings, baby showers, graduations, etc... if you don’t include me in cookouts, coffee breaks, movie dates, girls night or any other gatherings. it’s so offensive to think someone wants to dish out money on your life milestones without actually including them in your life progressions.

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

A massive ick I have is men complaining about the price of things… just make more money? You’re a man?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Btw, people have survived centuries without data centers but have never survived without clean water.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

bitch if u need a 2nd opinion just ask me twice

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

(with more drugs in my body than nutrients) why do I feel slightly unwell rn