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Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare member 😉⚡️

[step on me @stephanijane]

“I love you Aunt dave”
“I love you too Nora”
“I love you more than bacon”
“You’re not getting anymore of my bacon”
“I love bacon more than you”

[Las Vegas Aces @LVAces]

Almost that time...

Presented by @DesertRadiology // #ALLINLV

[Mr. B’rownlee @_MrBrownlee]

I will never be quiet about this championship. To go undefeated in this time in age??? With a new lineup??? Do y’all realize how iconic that is?????

[step on me @stephanijane]

@MelSteinhart Only has 2 squares of TP in every bathroom they go in, realize their phone was plugged into a charger that wasn’t plugged into the wall, gets a popcorn kernel in their teeth that they can’t get out… I could go on

[step on me @stephanijane]

@SchayM I literally had to change my GLASSES because I never wear the ones I had on during the first half. 🤦‍♀️ why am I like this 😂😂

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

hawks!

[step on me @stephanijane]

@CoachHobbs @SchayM @Katie_Etter I don’t see the 5 taking the ball out and having to run down in time for the ball to be made 😂😅 otherwise yep! Get out and ruuuun!

[hawkize @stillnothawkize]

And just like that, Kim Mulkey goes back to her home, overlooking Hooville

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

Watching this on repeat forever.

@GabbieMarshall x #Hawkeyes

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

Congrats, Caitlin! 👏

It’s not everyday someone breaks the all-time scoring record, so you know we had to go B1G. 😏

[step on me @stephanijane]

Oh I am annoyed at the internet today ✌️

[step on me @stephanijane]

@MelSteinhart Mix of flag football and tackle? Practicing for Olympics?

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Y’all. Iowa just got BURNED by Patrick and SpongeBob 😅

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

‼️🚨IOWA MENTIONED ON NICKELODEON🚨‼️

[step on me @stephanijane]

Is that her ARM around Ed?! Oh man 😭😭

[step on me @stephanijane]

I am genuinely curious how long we are going to let the atrocity that is our state government keep abusing their power. Please please PLEASE go to your local city council budget hearing and listen to the cuts city councils have to make because of @KimReynoldsIA #Iowa

[ACLU of Iowa @ACLUiowa]

The government cannot force students to stand for or sing the National Anthem.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In order to properly assess someone’s character they must endure one Midwest winter

[step on me @stephanijane]

Ohhh the rage I feel against this piece of absolute trash. 😤😡🤬

[The Associated Press @AP]

Iowa won't participate in US food assistance program for kids this summer https://t.co/tSXOXaXwRj

[step on me @stephanijane]

There’s not much that you can say or do when I’m your waitress that’ll get you less than the best service, but the one for sure thing is if I ask what can I get you to drink and you say “none of that queer bud light shit”
K you’ve set the tone. Enjoy your meal but please leave.

[Kenny Xi @xikezhe]

@lucy_rohden The ow in iowa

[step on me @stephanijane]

PJ Fleck looks like someone who would complain to the waitress that he got extra fries. Especially when he was threatening to not play because Iowa was pissed after that bullshit call.