Trauma Queen

Bored & Boring

[Trauma Queen @stephanipaige]

It takes 3,481 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Every morning

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN FEBRUARY???? WE ARE GOING TO LITERALLY PERISH

[bug girl @buggirl]

some of y’all’s headlights should legally not be allowed to be that bright i feel like LED headlights are going to be my cause of death

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Christmas in 3 weeks and everyone’s gifts still in my thoughts and prayers

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I'm losing interest in everything. I just wanna sleep all the time.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

Guilty! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I suck at hiding gifts. An hour later i be like "you wanna see what I got you"

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

well well well ... if it isn't my tummy hurting once again ...

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[Steve @thahumorguy]

this is how i be feeling when i can’t breathe out of my nose

[ً @naeyauh]

hearing “i’m proud of you”when you’re having a hard time, hits different

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

The fact that there are republicans calling to raise the voting age to 21 because Gen-Z showed up in HEAVY Democratic numbers last night is both laughable and terrifying.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Surely this can’t be a real person

[Katra Ariello, the Femme in Yellow 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @Katrafiy]

So nikita dragun has been put in a men's jail and I think it is an important to remind folks that this kind of treatment is tantamount to sentencing a trans woman to be serially raped. Its a blatant violation of her 4th amendment protections against cruel and unusual punishment

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I wish I didn’t have to be stressed out about politics or societal collapse or man made horrors beyond my comprehension and could just have a nice time with my friends

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

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[Trauma Queen @stephanipaige]

Just a PSA for you all - if your server, or anyone in the restaurant, is continually asking to take shit out of the way after you paid, what we’re really trying to say is get the FUCK out