Village Idiot Savant

Writer, director and stand up comic. Now if only I could get paid for one of those. Tens of almost famous people acknowledge my existence.

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@BriguySalisbury listening to The Hot Rock @JunkfoodCinema episode lead up and when talking about Jacqueline Bessette I was waiting for "We'll put it on Bassette List."
#MissedOpPunTunity

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@JohnBarrowman I just saw this word and heard it meant a foolish person who thinks they know more than they do. I.E. Donald Trump is a complete cockwomble. I love the Scottish. THEY are ones with the best words...

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@JustMeDeeGeeLee @sahilkapur @SpeakerJohnson @realDonaldTrump But but but their candidate just CAN'T be racist. He put out 400 dollar shoes that look like C3P0's wardrobe from a Star Wars porn parody. Therefore he speaks to the urban culture and sneaker heads!
#TrumpLost #TrumpCult

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

Thank you, @iamjohnoliver and @LastWeekTonight for your lovely piece on freight rail and PSR. As an almost 19-year employee of a "big 6" carrier it depressed me to no end. Any time anyone brings these issues to light is a good, especially when people already forgot post-strike.

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

I'm not sure if there is a drag queen in Minnesota that goes by "Yah Cher Ya Betcha" but if there isn't it is a missed opportunity.

#RandomThoughts

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

#UnsheathingMyTweets to @BriguySalisbury and @JunkfoodCinema;
Not sure if I'm happy or sad you didn't mention #Gotcha! with Anthony Edwards as a movie with the "young(er)-people-in-heavy-spy-shit" trope because I haven't seen it since I was a kid and it may or may not hold up.

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@jonmbauer It's called the Uncle Tupelo Paradox and it may rip a hole in the fabric of space-time.

*Looks at the news*
*Looks at internet comments*

I say go for it...
#whatstheworstthatcouldhappen

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

All of these incel douchebags whining about how unattractive they find the collection of ones and zeros in the #Fable trailer. You guys are the saddest and most ridiculous collections of water and carbon I can imagine, because human would be stretching it.

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@TyCardon @AnheuserBusch Just remember...

Homophobes are definitely degens...

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@jonmbauer There was a Minnesota Twins who used Insistor by Tapes N Tapes. That was awesome

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@jonmbauer Sweet Son of a Bitch by the Afghan Whigs

[Minnesota Whitecaps @WhitecapsHockey]

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[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

What a thrilling week it has been! 🎩 🎩 🎩 Say I’MN to #WinItWednesday!

RT for a chance to win an authentic Kirill Kaprizov signed #mnwild white jersey, $50 in @mnlottery scratch 🎟️ and more!

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[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@NurDRocks I have been trying to find something non-culturally-appropriationy to use instead of "spirit animal" so I was using patron saint. Being non-religious was an issue there so I like Patronus. Thanks for that!

Ahem....

Anthony Bourdain is my Patronus.

I like it!

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

Dear boss,

I know I'm late but it's not my fault. Okay. It is my fault that I didn't start @TedLasso until 3 days ago but it is ABSOLUTELY not my fault that they made it so damn good. So can we call 50% my fault?

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@jonmbauer Keep Me in Your Heart - Warren Zevon

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@JamesAJanisse Rail engineer for 18 years. Constantly putting the shareholders ahead of everything else is what leads to these incidents. Keep labor costs as low as possible. Keep repair costs down and fix things only when they break. Tired crews, poor equipment, rinse, repeat.

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

@jonmbauer Just leaving this here...

The book is great. The audiobook is greater...

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Bringing out all the stops! 🤩 Say I’MN to #WinItWednesday!

RT for a chance to win an authentic Kirill Kaprizov signed #mnwild white jersey, $50 in @mnlottery scratch 🎟️ and more!

Rules » https://t.co/3LgIBFHP9r

[Village Idiot Savant @stephanstomberg]

I am throwing my hat in the ring to make slightly more realistic #DonaldTrumpNFTs #TradingCards
I asked my wife what I should charge for them and she told me 1,000,000 bitcoins. With the #cryptocrash that's like 13, 14 cents right?