In 2015, a flight from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur had to be diverted after the 2,186 sheep on board farted so much that the plane’s smoke sensors went off.
I feel like our current atttiude to the pandemic is very much like when I decide my period is over on day five and ruin two pairs of knickers with my optimism.
Daoine a dhein iarracht níos fearr ná Comhairle Contae Chiarraí don nGaelainn le déanaí // People who’ve made a better effort than Kerry County Council recently for the Irish language:
• Nintendo & @animalcrossing
*checks notes*
• ... The Queen .. of England..