Ya Winsum, ya lose some. And today’s adventure was a win! (It included fruit salad and Arjan, so obviously I was happy! 🥰🍎🍌🥝 🍊) @ Winsum https://t.co/RvDuZJHGsL
@_KJSmith_ I literally just finished the 5th yesterday as part of a quarantine marathon! They’re even better now that I’m older! And no, I don’t think we know Carina’s mom! That secret may have died with Barbosa 😭
i told a guy who i THOUGHT i met a month ago “at least it’s not this day last year, when i was so drunk i asked random dudes if they’d let me tase them” and he looked at me *stunned* and said “happy one year anniversary of the time we first met”