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After injuries, roster cuts, and constant uncertainty early in his career, Vicksburg native Ben Brown has found his footing in New England and is now headed to his first Super Bowl.

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high school chronicles:
A stink bug distracted the class today. A student “threw the bug away” but it crawled out of the trash can causing mass chaos.
My solution?
Tape the bug to the inside of the trash can. No smell. No bug in sight.

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thinking about flappy bird

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Hey #madeinlou play “ants in my pants” by Not Klyde and we’ll dance in the grass area

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I’m back baby.

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sometimes I get in a silly goofy mood and pretend to be a vegan for a meal or two

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I’m slightly concerned. I used to think people who slept in socks were psychopaths but now I… sleep in socks. Is this a character defining trait?

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went to church on a Thursday night ONLY to be peer pressured into drinking coffee at 7PM on a school night when I have a set bedtime of 8:30 🤦🏼‍♀️ #forthelord

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a student just emailed my school email to inform me that she went on a date with the cute boy I’ve been giving her advice with. She ended the email with “love you”
*ugly cries*

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Student: Ms. Smith, how much time do we have left to do this
Me: beep boop bop 10 min
Student: *blank stare*
Me: that was robot for “10 minutes”

this is why they don’t take me seriously 🤷🏼‍♀️

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high school chronicles:
Me: * wearing yellow pants and white shirt*
Student: “Ms. Smith, you look like a Twinkie with all the stuff squeezed out of the middle”

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Just took some antibiotics with ice cream #adulting

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Everything costs money.

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I have the nastiest habit of not looking at my bank account before I decide to treat myself… I am my own financial burden.

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I can’t treat myself to a “sweet and salty snack” after school because it quickly becomes the entire bottle of peanut butter and Nutella…
I think the Lord is teaching me self control and I am failing.

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@zachdepriest looking into that ASAP.

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Today, I bought my first lamp.
Also today, I electrocuted myself plugging in said lamp. #newadult

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High School Chronicles:
My ABSENT student emailed me to remind me about my afternoon duty (the class gets to leave 2 min early…)

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My kids roasted me for calling AirPods “earphones”
Am I a boomer??

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High school chronicles:
Playing kahoot to practice for a quiz and one of my students signs in as “Ben Dover” while another student signs in as “Moe Lester.”

And that’s what I did today at school