Stephanie Morris

Living in Streatham, teaching in Battersea (see @miss_sburton) Likes: buses, bedtime, and overpriced candles. Dislikes: baked beans, spiders and loud TVs

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Can’t believe I’m of an age where I’m tweeting about black bins

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Are black bins in Streatham Vale not getting picked up today @lambeth_council ?! Not ideal..!!

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

@AmyCKing Urgh

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

@AmyCKing Hooray!!

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

The best Sunday lunch with the sweetest loveliest staff @PrinceAlbertSW So patient with my little Leo running around chattering to them. We’ll definitely be back soon!

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

No, @GillianKeegan , what’s disappointing is that this ‘serious offer’ was not funded by the government, but by schools’ (tiny) existing budgets, thus further limiting money that schools have for SEND and building repairs…and glue sticks #TeacherStrike

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

@twinklresources I teach kindness 🤗

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[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Wow. Being in ASDA when the word has clearly just got round that they’re stocked up on Prime is quite the experience. Kids these days!

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Thank you @MarshadeCordova @PregnantScrewed

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

I’ve never heard people say ‘winner winner’ and ‘it’s meant to be’ in a less enthusiastic way #LoveIsland

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

I can’t watch @wednesdayaddams without thinking of this guy every time they refer to Garrett Gates

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Ah the end of Autumn term! Gone are the days of drinking from 2:30pm, turning up to packed bars with our bags of gifts from the children, and a looming hangover. Instead, I’m in bed, having had a bath, with a hot water bottle, baby asleep, lights out at 9:30pm! 🎄

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

What is happening? The clocks have gone back but my baby is sleeping for longer than he’s ever slept in his life.. I, however, am wide awake, checking the monitor for signs of life every few mins #clocksgoback

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

#youknowyouretiredwhen You cry at @rachelparris crying at the guy winning on #TheWheel - when do the post-baby hormones chill out?!

[Metro @MetroUK]

'There are real, life and death consequences that result from these kinds of inequalities, and it is devastating to think that opportunities to save Owami Davies may have been missed.'

✍️ @Nmozz writes for @MetroOpinion

https://t.co/4ZJ2QJIMu0

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Hi @Accor Please take a look at what you’ve done to the lovely @WheelieGoodLife Surely someone in your company agrees that this is totally unacceptable - being charged nearly £700 then not refunding after your own mistake? https://t.co/dgFHrneF06

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

I didn’t know people’s legs could do that @EilishMccolgan What a finish! #CommonwealthGames2022

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

Leaving @katieindevon is always sad, but even sadder when you know that you have to go back to cooking your own meals. Which is hard when you’ve been treated to things like @Nigella_Lawson Lasagne of Love and Basque Burnt Cheesecake

[Stephanie Morris @stephb_100]

My little cub and I just got seen across the road by a lollipop lady and it has made my heart so happy