Steph

Eat, sleep, crave, re-eat.

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@Wimbledon hi! What is a ‘dual skinned liquid container’?

[Steph @stephbethjones]

.@Shazam @Spotify your My Shazam Playlist doesn’t work. 300 songs lost :-(

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@Helen_Barnard Knife crime reduction in Scotland/Glasgow

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@_Railcards hi, I ordered a new railcard 15 minutes ago and haven’t received my download code yet. Need it to board a train soon, can you please help?

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@SamphireSalsify St Jude and St Cera

[BLEECKER @bleeckerburger]

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[Steph @stephbethjones]

@goodreads your lists are way too long to be useful or interesting. Everyone should read 22063 books at least once? Please consider a more edited view - that’s why people come to Good Reads 🙏🏻

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@CaptainRGeorge Ok deal. Good luck! Least we haven’t got anything better to do 🤷‍♀️

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@CaptainRGeorge Damn.

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@DeliverooHelp I wasn’t disappointed with my delivery - the delivery driver was lovely. You didn’t deliver what I ordered - therefore I’m entitled to a refund. Thanks.

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@athenakugblenu No, there’s not. This is a recent discovery and game-changer https://t.co/XhJ5sHDHB2

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@alex_duncan @Linda_TanTaylor @Shareagift @cerichard @sinead_styles @AllisonWert @CllrPauline Contact @actionfrauduk and threaten legal action. I eventually got mine back. Keeping my fingers crossed for you

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@MatthewStadlen 48/52 🤦‍♀️

[Steph @stephbethjones]

Read: he thinks about *his bruised ego* every single day.

[Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn]

I don't have a huge amount of sympathy for David Cameron telling @thetimes he still thinks about the referendum "every single day”. I have to write about it every single day, sometimes four or five times a day.

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@CharlotteCGill What sort of sandwich? Like a... finger-licking fried CHICKEN sandwich?

[Steph @stephbethjones]

@Conservatives @KFC_UKI Is this really what you’ve had to resort to, Tories? This says more about you as a party than it says about Jeremy Corbyn.

[Steph @stephbethjones]

The moment when BJ looks over. So good.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

This is the moment that Conservative MP Phillip Lee defected to the Lib Dems.

The government has lost its working majority in the House of Commons.

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

BREAKING: The Conservative Party.

[John MacL @macl_john]

I'm making a documentary about Swearing In Scotland.
And on the hunt for:

Someone who lives in Scotland called Fanny.
The sweariest person in the country
Local swear words
Great clips / incidents of Scottish swearing.
Any other fkin business.
#ScottishTwitter, do yer thing

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