Steph Bodie

I drink A LOT of coffee and eat A LOT of gummy bears

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Slept in the clothes I wore today. Forgot to change all day. Still wearing them #struggleisreal

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

I had a Starbucks coupon for any grande beverage for $2.50. I ended up getting a venti for $2.39 #success #beatthecoupon

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

A woman literally ran into me today. Probably cuz I'm so short she didn't see me #shortpeopleproblems

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

How much do I look forward to calls from @lorrainex17??? SOOOOO MUCH!!! ☺️

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

It's 10:40 and I just ate my lunch. I'm not even that hungry, just bored #workproblems

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Work is hard today because I really just want to be watching the British Open ⛳️

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Today my lip balm turned out so well my boss told me I deserved chocolate and gave me a twix bar #successfulday

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

I'm sure it's hard to tell who's the pro (clue: she is over 5 feet tall)! It was great meeting you today @Lexi 😊

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@mariamaria_17 definition of fame: having your name be a common wifi password #dreamingbig

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

When Deb sends me pics of all the fam dinners I'm missing

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

I'm listening to a podcast about how Tupperware originated and think it's interesting. That's when you know work reached an all time low

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@syddless http://t.co/GJZDSYwAyA

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

The most productive thing I've done so far at work was spill coffee all over the floor and clean it up #happymonday

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@mariamaria_17 wow look at mrs. McGeary!!! So polite 👍🏻👏🏻

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@tikitikitimber you know some people consider me a doctor. Plus I almost became a nurse so I'm definitely qualified to help you

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@maurwhal I notice that you have yet to tweet since this. Just checking are you alive??

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Thought I got locked out of work, turned out I was too weak to open the door. Clearly I am physically under-qualified for my job

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Positives of hitting traffic: everyone gets to witness my morning jam sesh #turnupfortraffic

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

Local time: 9:02 am. Current thinking about lunch. Appropriate time for lunch: 11 am or later #struggleisreal

[Steph Bodie @stephbodes]

@adonut007 OMG Xavi is my fave!!!!