steph

its my world and youre all just living in it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[steph @stephcolinders]

@JoeBidenTha63rd He gonna blow russia up

[katie @underupreciated]

When you’re blackout drunk at 3am but your shift at your minimum wage job starts at 9am

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i hear durk say “MAN WHAT” in my head everyday and i don’t know how to get it to stop

[steph @stephcolinders]

mfs be like "oh that energy stuff not real" bro nothing is real. life is literally an illusion

[steph @stephcolinders]

not giving ppl second chances no more act right or go to hell 😭 respectfully

[steph @stephcolinders]

@fckmoddy but did he end up driving her home after

[steph @stephcolinders]

hope yall doing good fr 🥲

[steph @stephcolinders]

shoutout to all the best friends i made while i was drunk and then never spoke to again

[steph @stephcolinders]

@Kieferrosa1 sometimes it drizzles

[steph @stephcolinders]

will never understand why customers get mad at me when their card declines ... how is it MY fault that YOURE broke

[steph @stephcolinders]

tequila so dangerous bc one minute im dead sober and the next i cant even see

[steph @stephcolinders]

@RealKingMyers its 10am chill😭

[steph @stephcolinders]

i be so hurt when ppl unfollow me on instagram bc wtf did i do to you 😭

[steph @stephcolinders]

@t41i413un6 your boss reading this like

[steph @stephcolinders]

does anyone actually know what gluten is

[steph @stephcolinders]

especially u @meatballpolice

[steph @stephcolinders]

i do it for my followers all 13 of yall 😌