Steph

Hallelujah, anyway

[Steph @stephcooks]

@thejimjams And thus begins the time-honored American tradition of discrediting female accusers by bringing up irrelevant info. "She's divorced so she's probably lying about being groped when she was 14" - oldest misdirection tactic in the books.

[Steph @stephcooks]

"Tryna hit a chord and it's probably A minor" holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump Not Like Us

[Steph @stephcooks]

@EvilMopacATX That is a lake in somewhere up north, although it would be fun if it were actually Lake Travis. Here it is 2 years ago on Reddit: https://t.co/kcx5KNgPiw

[Steph @stephcooks]

@MavenOfMayhem I was run over by a golf cart driven by my mom.

[Steph @stephcooks]

@matty_howard My son and I loved it! Not perfect but still creepy AF with great acting.

[Steph @stephcooks]

Least believable thing in the fantastic Barbarian from @20thHorror is the Macbook that powers up immediately after not being opened for 3 weeks.

[Steph @stephcooks]

@GlennonDoyle OMG geese are assholes and I will beat that drum till the day I die. I used to row in college and never met a goose that didn't try to murder me.

[Steph @stephcooks]

@Greigoir78 @feminemi1y

[Steph @stephcooks]

Tell me you have a teenage boy without saying you have a teenage boy. For your consideration:
Me: I SAID stop farting when you're standing right next to me.
Him: But my butt was pointed AWAY from your face

[Steph @stephcooks]

We go past here all the time. 😱 #Texas #Tornado

[Steph @stephcooks]

Uh so where TF is Laurie?? #EuphoriaHBOMax #EUPHORIA

[Steph @stephcooks]

You know what makes having #COVID19 extra fun? When you can't sleep bc your dogs are losing their shit every 5 seconds bc of people and their fucking fireworks omg make it stop

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Fuck you, @NRA. Everyone please Follow @MomsDemand

[Steph @stephcooks]

@GlennonDoyle My son is a keeper and after many years I only want to barf like 90% of the time he’s facing a PK attempt. So maybe in a decade you’ll feel better? 😬 This is probably not helping so I’ll show myself out.

[Steph @stephcooks]

@theUcane Fun new name and congrats on the move! TX sucks in some ways right now for obvious reasons but otherwise we’re doing fine - have jobs and health so I can’t complain!

[Ian Young @ianjamesyoung70]

It starts with “vaccine passports”…but what next? “Driving passports” to use my own car? “Library passports” to borrow a book? “TRAVEL PASSPORTS” to leave the country???? TYRANNY NEVER SLEEPS MY FRIENDS

[Steph @stephcooks]

@theUcane Ooh, new name? Do tell! Hope all is well with y’all!

[Steph @stephcooks]

@Joelgri76190429 @jroflere @Danielle_WOWT Or they couldn't afford to leave because they had no place to go. Please stop. You aren't them and you'll never know why they made the choices they made.

[Steph @stephcooks]

@tuckernuckjim @Joelgri76190429 @jroflere @Danielle_WOWT I'll take that criticism.

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

BREAKING | Texas Gov. Greg Abbott tests positive for COVID-19. Gov. Abbott is fully-vaccinated and receiving antibody treatment

https://t.co/r7EXTQVNZX