Stephanie☽

28 || 760 || gemini ⊙ cancer☽ aquarius ➚

[✒️ @Literariium]

i can't

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Shit doesn’t get to me for such a long time and ONE person confronts me over taking her PARKING SPOT and I run out to my car crying. The fuck is that shit. Lexapro, babe, you’re not doing your fucking job.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

“You think it’s funny but like it’s not funny I’ve been parking there for 17 years” babe this is stress laughing bc I don’t understand

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Wild to me when people get mad over parking spots at work.. they’re not assigned.. they’re all close to the door..

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Scrolling thru X for there first time in about a year.
All the anti-trump stuff I’m seeing is sooooo surprising considering Elon is so far up his ass.
What is this algorithm

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

I hope Jennette McCurdy is living her best life

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Almost had a panic attack bc I couldn’t find my keys
They were in my fucking backpack the whole time

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

really very salty bc my current hyper-fixation is crocheting and I’ve been going through yarn SO fast and tried to go to hobby lobby and they were CLOSED. fuck Christianity sometimes bro I just want to crochet the giant blanket I started last night and do nothing else

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

tfw a few weird NICU meds come through stat for a baby in the ED and your the first one to get all the math correct on the doses (NICU dosing is fucking weird bc babies) before even the pharmacist 🥹

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Does hitting out 4 year mark of being in a relationship mean me looking at wedding dresses even though we aren’t engaged but like it’s gonna happen?

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

The experience of raising kittens practically from birth and now them being 3 months old and just these big, sweet, cuddle bugs literally makes my heart explode so much what’s it gonna be like when I have a CHILD fuck

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

I have 6 cats in my 1 bedroom apartment rn lmao don’t tell my landlords

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

LMFAO and here we are, actually looking to buy a 5th wheel and living in it full time. Already got land lmfao.

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Jessie and I’s life all day has been checking out insanely expensive 5th wheels and watching YouTube tours of them

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

It’s 2:30pm, I’ve only had a Vyvanse and nicotine since I’ve woken up, no food or water lmao, and I wonder why I feel shitty and faint. Hm.

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

Someone tell me not to buy a fifth wheel tomorrow bc I might

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

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[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 6 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Stephanie☽ @StephCribari_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 6 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).