stephanie daws

140 characters in these streets

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

ok it’s gone

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

how long is that fly gonna stay on pence’s head lmao

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

@logandaws Me

[doogie, CEO of DoogieBook @logandaws]

Some of y’all tryna turn your swag on but u ain’t even hopped out the bed yet ‼️🙅🏽‍♂️🧢😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😹

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

@logandaws This is actually kinda deep

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

tbh Pa Ingalls can get it

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

BEING IN VET SCHOOL DOES NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST PICTURES ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH YOUR HANDS INSIDE AN ANIMAL

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

boy meets world isn’t listed under “disney channel favorites” on Disney plus but good luck charlie is so yeah I’m upset

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

u think u been gassed up before then ur parents post a pic of u on Facebook

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

imagine meeting somebody, falling in love, then finding out their favorite tv show is chrisley knows best

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

aight glad we got that straightened out

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

tbh I wish grinding was a socially acceptable thing for adults to do at parties #BringGrindingBack

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

@MattBellassai @lizzo Beyoncé

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

bangs are the worst thing that has ever happened to America and should be illegal and NO CAMILA CABELLO IS NOT AN EXCEPTION

[m @msnetik]

Everyone who woke up first at a sleepover is gay now

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me:
-drowning in student loans

-thinks anything over 6 dollars is “splurging”

-card got declined for a mcchicken 3 days ago

Also Me: “what if I quit my job and move to Europe so I can be angsty and drink coffee and wine at 9am”

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

me at 16:
MY PARENTS ARE SO MEAN I CANT BELIEVE IM GROUNDED HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR TWO WEEKS

me at 26:
somebody please put me on house arrest so I’m legally required to stay home

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

just passed a homeless man holding a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute- anything helps” and tbh I appreciate the honesty

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

wait this cats movie is actually real and not a joke

[stephanie daws @stephdaws]

motion to bring MySpace top 8 to Instagram and let these bitches know where they stand