S T E P H 🧡

enthusiast of much

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

I don’t think you could pay me enough to ride in a hot air balloon

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Drip check

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

Wtf happened to Olive Garden. That was some top tier shit back in the day. Anniversaries, baby showers, birthdays, a lil breadstick and women lusting over their Italian dressing, now it’s like skunked wine, and food poisoning

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

Yeah uh 2024 gave me a literal brain tumor I’m ready to go, thank you next 😂

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

eating-all-the-movie-theater-snacks-during-the-previews, hates to see me coming

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

but Dr Pepper just seems like a strange name the more I read it

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

would go stupid for a crunchwrap supreme rn

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

angelic Hozier did not disappoint (Virginia beach, Va)

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

Every time I watch Forrest Gump again it’s like I forgot how much I hate Jenny

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

Played the air guitar so hard in my car my watch thought I was on a run

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

urgent need to walk barefoot through tall grass, sip champagne in a hammock, while we feel the sun kiss our skin through the willow trees by the river all afternoon with you

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Bro thinks he's Ryan Gosling

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

how it feels to ask for a side of ranch

[S T E P H 🧡 @stephdjones_]

stay on your moms netflix account as long as possible, it’s rough out here 😟

[jas @jjashole]

we had 24 hr walmarts & $1 mcchickens.
we had it all.