Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@heckyessica They’re at the ballparks too. They seem so heavy and bulky to me

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I just had a 20 minute phone call with Lindsey Graham, the Senator from South Carolina and he said oooh help me it’s so hot here oh lord I’m on fire help help oh no I’m in hell because of my actions and my policies oh nooooo

[𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎 @MeliMels99]

Hi, Friends.

Feel free to use this as a response to anyone clutching their pearls at your jubilation over the expiration of the Senator from South Carolina

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@DramasFanGirl @cryeyesviolet_ I once sat behind home plate during a nationally televised softball game and was on tv a lot (not even as the subject, just in the background), and it was stressful for me to say the least. I’m amazed that she stays so composed in public knowing she’s likely being recorded

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@DramasFanGirl @cryeyesviolet_ You could probably get a quick 3-4 second video and maintain some dignity in the name of preserving the moment mostly for yourself, but this video here is over a minute long and that is an outrageously long time to record someone that’s just existing in public. Just my opinion

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

a lot of people, especially westerners, especially-especially americans, conflate considering others with being controlled & respond with defiance. it’s very weird behavior.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I think the zoomers should try to storm the hospital holding Mitch McConnell like it’s the Church of Scientology.

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@kittygang_4ever Once my two best friends sent me flowers for my birthday that implied that we had all had a threesome the night before. My kids are going to find it in my keepsakes and be very confused, but it was extremely common to interact that way with your besties back then

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@dorindadeadly CYST AND DECEASE!!!!

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Meghan McCain is Jenna Bush Hager’s Wario

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@adrianasmojito Ya habibi!!

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@cryeyesviolet_ @Yuli_TS_1387 Growth! Good for you! 💖

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

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[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS MARRIED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 SHE'S A WIIIFFFFEEE🗣🗣

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@twildish I’m a huge fan of bucking tradition when the tradition serves no purpose. And all the guests in white/white-ish looked fantastic.

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@twildish The amount of ladies that wore cream/ivory/off-white is fascinating to me. It’s a huge faux pas wearing these white/white adjacent colors, but does it even matter at Taylor Swift’s wedding where no one would possibly confuse another random woman in white for the bride 🤷🏼‍♀️

[🏈👑❤️‍🔥 | fan acct. @tayvishazetoo]

I have never seen something so accurate

[Stephanie Kimbrel 🐀 @stephdkimbrel]

@daysevermore I cannot wait to see the full look!

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I really can’t bring myself to give af that some streets in New York City were closed off. Everybody get a grip idk.