Stephanie Dooley

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

#whitepeoplelovesaying “living the dream!” when asked how they’re doing

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

Do you ever get half way to work and then sniff your armpits because you’re not sure if you put on deodorant...? Because same.

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@l_wood70 This is so gay and mushy I gagged...but same so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[britt @brittt_am]

I think the cure to emotional instability is rearranging my room

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

*babysitting 3 boys*
Kid 1: “why can’t we say butt? Everybody has one!”
Kid 2: “no! Girls don’t!”

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@heartfullofhs Rhode Island 🌊⚓️

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

The most valuable thing I’ve learned in college so far is how to nap

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@AlexisHeimerr @sadkxit @GamSarcell That’s what you think

[Lauren Wood @l_wood70]

Having someone who understand mental health, and what you need to better yours, is a GAME CHANGER.

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

I find it laughable when people report pot holes on @waze in Rhode Island. Like cmon the entire state mught as well be one giant pot hole. #riprobs

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@l_wood70 Hi

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

Dad: “the bathroom here is bisexual”
Me:”......you mean unisex?”

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@davidsbridal ever thought about doing a BOGO type of deal??? 👰🏼👰🏽🏳️‍🌈

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

I wonder if my @fitbit counts me vigorously shoveling food into my mouth as steps...

[THRILLHO 🌎✌🏼 @lowfive_]

Fun fact: the song "9,986,000 Minutes" was planned as a surprise for Steve Carell, so his reaction is totally genuine. "Omg something's happening" and he starts crying. It wasn't Dunder Mifflin employees saying bye to Michael. It was The Office cast saying goodbye to Steve 😭😭😭

[Stephanie Dooley @stephdoooley]

@annika_bobb @____bridget @AnissaCote11 @madaket