Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll

Am I the funniest account on Twitter? No. Will I come through with the occasional one-liner to make you justify following me? Also no.

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

i’m mostly sad that randy fathead has to stay locked away until april😭

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

another postseason where my team self-sabotages themselves, i say i won’t be upset, and i still end up being heartbroken

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

i’m not sure i’ve exhaled yet this entire game

#RaysUp

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Some people are a**holes, and then there's Ron DeSantis.

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

if you think doing this is ok and you STILL consider yourself to be pro-life, kindly 🖕 off

[NPR @NPR]

The governor of Florida paid to fly about 50 migrants from Texas to Martha's Vineyard.

3 migrants told NPR a woman lured them onto the plane, saying they'd be flown to Boston to get expedited work papers.

"She offered us help. Help that never arrived."
https://t.co/4yoxWaKwQ4

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

ok guys, who’s trying to tell me they’re stuck in the upside down? 👀

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

how many possible emotions is this game going to make us feel?

#HereWeGo

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

…and this is only the FIRST game of the season?! 🫠😱

#HereWeGo

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

*Doc Emrick voice* HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

bullshit call?
bullshit call💥🫠

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

tested positive for rona on 9/4. thankful to have been vaccinated + boosted. i felt like 🗑 but could’ve felt MUCH worse

as an overall healthy 29 y/o, still dealing with a nasty cough and body fatigue (grocery shopping wiped me out)

lil PSA to get vaxx’d and boosted😷

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

HOLY SHIT PITT 😱

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

really hope the next time southwest cancels my flight, they don’t send a notification about it when we’re getting ready to board🫠

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

fly me on the wings of whiskey 🥃

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

another amazing @twentyonepilots show in the books🥹

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

real friends squat down to your level🥲

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

😊❤️☕️

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

it’s been several years (and a few phones later) but i might have to bring this background back😂

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

IN SULLY WE TRUST! 👏

We are proud to announce the three-year contract extension for Coach Sullivan.

The extension will kick in at the conclusion of the 2023.24 campaign, and run through the 2026.27 season. https://t.co/A9EnSXrUj3

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

tonight’s flight begins my multiple pittsburgh trips during the month of september

let septemburgh begin!

[Stephanie 🐧 Driscoll @stephdrisc]

🚂🚂

#RaysUp