Chef Steph

I’ll never have abs. but I’ll always be warm

[Chef Steph @stephen7979]

Roses are red
Love is rare
Booty
Booty
Booty

Rockin everywhere

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

Ya'll Mind If A Peanut Get A Little Motion?
https://t.co/tPRMpM8tVd

[Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti]

in terms of desire, the spy kids microwave was probably the most fucked up thing I saw growing up.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Barstool UGA @ugabarstool]

All week long #HornsDown

[Barstool UGA @ugabarstool]

Mood this week

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

BREAKING: @TMZ Releases never before seen photo of second shooter in the attempted Donald Trump assasination:

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Friend asked me if they put yeast in cider and i’ve been riding the high of that “i hardly know her” for like 3 days straight

[....... @iH3RMiT]

This Dude Is Genuinely Hilarious

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“Thank you. Now, watch this drive.”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me if hating becomes illegal

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

can we pretend that tall boys in the garage fridge are like shooting stars ?

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Mike Tomlin: "I've never had a losing season."

Russell Wilson:

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

Thinking about this comment Joe Exotic left on Machine Gun Kelly’s Instagram