Beware of the @spothero parking app. In the middle of a dispute discussion, they sent $98 case to @imparkofficial collections. Unbelievable. Evidently, they have must have no desire to connect with the folks who actually provide parking. Nor do they care about customers’ credit.
Kids be “tots gassed” from opening gifts, eating food that was handed to them, and moving back and forth between bed and the couch. For like a whole week. I feel ya.
These teenyboppers came into @Starbucks, ordered water with ice, and are currently talking to friends on speaker phone in annoyingly fake British accents.
Begging your pardon, King James, could you come up with a more descriptive term for the word male?
“Him that pisseth against the wall!”
Excellent choice of words, your highness. Teenagers in the 1980s will howl!