yoikes…

filmmaker in Chicago, IL

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

Save us, President Christopher Nolan. You’re our only hope.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

THIS IS EPIC

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just invited the editor of The New Yorker to unveil the next cover of the magazine - which depicts Trump’s tiny hand over the mute button on a remote control.

This is how we fight back!! FUCK censorship!

[nich @nichxbt]

Unbelievable backpack to human ratio on this lad

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

every time I see this flag I try for a moment to remember which predominantly Muslim country it’s from before I’m like oh I remember now… mashallah Sister Carolina

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

[anirudh @kamathematic]

being the first to jaywalk is so aura inducing the other pedestrians all look at each other like damn he’s really him

[Sarah Matthews @SarahAMatthews1]

When a history museum rewrites history to appease the president, it stops being a museum and starts being state propaganda. Straight-up Orwellian.

[εϊз @itscarsondaly]

Obsessed with my 70+ old neighbor who takes my packages (to protect from thieves) and then demands a Tony Tax (a cigarette) in order to get them back

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Depressed because I’ve never played chess with the homies at the Széchenyi Thermal Baths in Budapest.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Realest to ever do it

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

diane i seem to be trapped in a two dimensional cartoon house with a purple talking dog

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

If I can’t smoke a joint at the hotel pool you shouldn’t be able to practice ukulele at the hotel pool either

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Does this idiot understand there are more than 3 women out there?

[greg @greg16676935420]

In Alaska it doesn’t get dark enough for fireworks so they do this instead