Stephen Tetlow

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

@GAAVFC Got to hope he's more positive in the World Cup. This tournament was almost designed for us to win though, will be much tougher in Qatar.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

@andy751992 How the fuck is this even a thing? What a bunch of weirdos!

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

Should have known Muzza would stall his car within the first two minutes!

Great little doc, mind.

https://t.co/IY2Q8mWMGo

[Damian Collins @DamianCollins]

No surprise that no-one has put their name to this destructive idea. This would smash the BBC and turn it from being a universal broadcaster to one that would just work for its subscribers. The biggest losers would be the UK’s nations and regions https://t.co/GUfZ2HLAAY

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Lots of vox pops today of people being interviewed by journalists and “hilariously” getting the law wrong.

The reason they are confused is because journalism as an industry has for years spectacularly failed to challenge and correct the #FakeLaw lies those people have been fed.

[Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL]

🏳️‍🌈 @WiganWarriorsRL can confirm that their round six game against @DragonsOfficiel on Sunday 22nd March will now be Pride Day, as the Warriors look support the LGBTQ+ community.

Learn more 👇

https://t.co/nvxK1VHHq1

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

Today I used the word 'cascade' unironically in a work situation. Don't know if I deserve to have a job tomorrow tbh.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

My watch keeps telling me to move but I'm just sat here with a brew, eating brioche, and watching Love Island. Ain't no smart watch forcing me to keep fit!

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

Put the election results on for a couple of minutes. Nah, not for me. Back to Mamma Mia we go.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

I need to start saying no to people when they ask me to take a photo of them. Definitely gave these four Irish guys several atrocious photos to remember their first United game by tonight.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

It's still March and I've already been sunburnt so badly my skin is falling off my face.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

People who refer to themselves as either Labour or Conservative are so dim it's embarrassing. Please understand that political parties are not the same as sports teams.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

@MGSniper @EmmaDarlington_ You might appreciate this.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

@MikeHall130 Fielding. Didn't get chance to bat.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

When you're in the hospital with your broken finger and the nurse say 'ooh, that does look deformed'. 🙄 Yes, it does. Fix it.

[Stephen Tetlow @stephen_tetlow]

@MikeHall130 Yeh, it wasn't too bad really. Just my little finger.