Stephen Joyce

I have plans. Big, expensive plans. Plans that will probably be ruined by the ‘Rona. Lives in Townsville 🇦🇺. from Ennis 🇮🇪.

[Stephen Joyce @stephen_writes]

@stevemjoyce @Grittiyjk Exactly.

Also, good name!

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A Dingo in a chair!

Not a real dingo. He’s a mix and the person my girlfriend got him off swore that his Mum was a Cattle Dog…..

He’s a very good boy!

#dingo #australia #dog

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I just realised that Tool’s “Ænema” was 25 this year. This reminded me that I turned 40 this year and that life is an inexorable march towards the grave.

#tool #Ænema

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I’m in #Facebook Jail for calling a smug twat a smug twat.

Recidivism is nice this time of year.

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My Girlfriend was bored this afternoon. Now I have straight hair.

#hairstyle #boredgirlfriend

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@daraobriain “Cancel Culture” is usually only mentioned arseholes who are mad that someone called them an arsehole.

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Joyce’s law of motion states that if there are multiple lanes of heavy traffic, the one I am in will be the slowest moving one and if switch lanes, that will become the slowest moving one.

#science #factsoflife #fact #TrafficAlert

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@twentyversence @abcnews No it hasn’t. It was invented in 1902 by Willis Carter in Pittsburgh, USA.

Not a Brit in sight.

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@Maria_Tureaud It actually was a great night 😂

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@Hrpuffnstuff71 @abcnews You ever been to Tennant?

There’s nowhere you can just go and buy an A/C there. You’d have to order one. Which takes weeks and will be substantially more expensive than in a coastal city. So not an easy fix at all in TC.

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@Maria_Tureaud The odd night out is fine.

The last time I went out was for a hen’s night for one of the girls at work. While dressed in a 1980s style dress.

We ended up in a strip club. While there, a gay guy hit on me.

I plan to go out for the night again sometime next year!

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@Maria_Tureaud Oh yeah.

If you told 21 year old me that at age 40, I’d be sober 15 years and grow to detest going out, he’d have slapped you.

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@Maria_Tureaud Yep. And seeing as I’ve not had a drop in 15 years, I’d probably black out after a pint!

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@lenoretaylor @murpharoo “When pressed” is doing a lot of work there.

I assume that later in the presser, she finally admitted that smoking was bad for you after several journalists forced them to at gunpoint.

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@Maria_Tureaud No doubt.

We were what the Australians would call “loose units�� back in the day!

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@cm0102legends Mike Duff should go to Wycombe. Also Tó Madeira. Good luck with it man.

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@thogdad Thomas Muller.

The most criminally underrated footballer of the modern era. Scoring loads, assisting even more and to this day, nobody knows exactly what position he plays!