Stephen Zapata

God, family, friends, and UT! 🤘

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

You’re telling me they can sync the game clock with officials every commercial break in this FSU/SMU game…

And you expect me to believe that nonsense the Big Ten sent us last Saturday night?

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

It’s a shame there’s no early CFB games today. No reason for ND/Wisconsin and Louisville/Ole Miss to both be at 7:30. Also the Apple Cup having no juice and being the first week of September is tragic. We gotta fix this shit people.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

I love Dave Portnoy

Whatever amount of money he spent on Bryce Underwood is the biggest waste of money anyone has ever made

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Dave’s just mad because Altuve’s taller than him”

Megan and WSD are down in Houston tonight for CWS vs HOU. #DKDay

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

1) I tried

2) 5 people at tribal council, 4 had immunity. What was the point?

3) the final challenge for immunity was a 3-on-2 handicap match.

4) Dana asking me to show Chicago pride while running to his New York buddies was crazy.

5) Glenny doesn’t even work here.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Ya’ll wasn’t there

[Stephen Zapata @stephen_zapata]

@CJVogel_OTF I agree they use the rules that are given to them but still gotta hate them.

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

Cody Garbrandt says the Dustin Poirier incident spotlights a need for more fighter support from UFC.

"I wish UFC would do more helping us out. Health care. Insurance. 401 (k). It's scary."

(via @MikeBohn)

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Shoutout to Sebastian Berhalter for being the only one showing any fire and passion tonight

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

They got a chip in the ball? We still can’t figure out a 1st down mark in football.

[Zac @Zaccornelius_]

Memes is an NBA champion !

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

Live for ending at wedding after party https://t.co/EAadpJmJdp

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

YOUR TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS… AGAIN 🤘🏆

#HookEm

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the Minnesota Vikings hiring former Seahawks assistant GM Nolan Teasley as their general manager, via @SeifertESPN:

https://t.co/zjjibkpq9r

[Horns News @HornsNewsIG]

🐐🦉

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

lebron shoves reed sheppard and then he immediately takes over the game???? i love playoff basketball lmao

[Longhorn Foundation @UTLF]

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[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Bosco delivered despite being in a situation he never should have been in the first place, plus it it was only day 1 #Bosconomy