Stephen Clark

man I love frogs

[The Empathic Torturer @finestsoup]

Toy Story 6 should be about Mr. Shark and his sick Woody impression. God damn what an artist

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[🐝🫖 (Batman Era) @GohanMeatRider]

“Men used to go to war”

Well now we play Lego Batman and we like boys

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

Football is gonna be illegal by 2050

[Bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Being interested in anything besides the sopranos and the nfl draft is gay n cringe

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Muting “pinned” and “header” to make this website usable again

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

wendy's cashier: will that be all?

me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence

wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Babe, we can't shop here. This place isn't defensible. All these floor to ceiling windows and blind corners? We'd never survive an ambush. Our only option i- Yes, exactly, the burger king drive through. You've been learning your lessons well...

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

[bluenana @bluenana802]

joi lady keeps calling it big

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

Me: *showing my aliens a movie’*

Alien: ⌇⍜.. ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜⟒⌇ ⊑⟒ ⎅⍜?

Me: he drives

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting

guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow

guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

an Idea can change the World ..

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Iconic movie lines

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

The best candidate for the Titans opening is Mike Vrabel which means it was a mistake to fire him.

[NFL @NFL]

Where there's a Will, there's a way.