Stephen Dillard

Thinks that he's Ron Swanson, is actually Ben Wyatt.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@JoshuaSethSchu1 @LeahBSassy One big difference: the spouse of a children’s pastor is often expected to work a part time job for free. The spouse of a children’s minister doesn’t even have to attend the church...

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

This is in the top 5 of Hank’s all time creative works.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@POTUS While I have you here…did you know that chemo and radiation explode cancer cells and the atoms and molecules from the cancer are then filtered out of the bloodstream by the kidneys? So, cancer survivors literally flush their cancer into the sewer! I just wanted you to know that.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

Happy Easter to everyone except for “Resurrection Sunday” people…

To them, I hope you find an Easter egg from five years ago and eat the candy inside before realizing your mistake.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@SaraCreel It’ll do that. Just wait for every other episode 🙃

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

happy Good Friday to all who observe

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

@hemantmehta C.S. Lewis was once walking with Walter Hooper, his future biographer. Lewis stopped and gave some money to a homeless man.

When Hooper basically asked, "Why'd you give him that money? Isn't he just going to waste it on alcohol?" Lewis's response was classic.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@Frostinthepines My favorite Christian-based restriction on video games was that we couldn’t play Pokémon because it promoted evolution…

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@MillerRauch @thecachinnator Dobson, MacArthur, Huckabee. All terrible roads in Christianity lead back to Gothard

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

Paying two sets of rent/utilities just to keep up appearances is wasteful and not being a good steward…which is a sin. Pick your poison.

[🇭🇹 🇺🇸 @kasselpjc]

Do you think cohabitation before marriage is a sin?

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@adam_greenlee A very great thing! Congrats

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@jeffcannata Team Penne has no such issues.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@HeatherJoyZim @johndyer In fairness, most churches /sound/ like they only spent $25 on a sound system

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

FDR really got around. The other presidents need to step up their game

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Countries never visited by a sitting US president

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@hankgreen Is this about the lemon man with his hand in a bucket?

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

@JosiahHawthorne So exactly what SBC churches do with their membership rolls.

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

#SBC #Saddleback

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

I grew up: Fundie/pre-2016 SBC 😅
I now worship in: post-2016 SBC 🙃
I could myself becoming: Literally anything with some level of standards or oversight

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I grew up: Bapticostal storefront non-denom
Then I grew up: SBC
Then I grew up: a Willow Creek clone
Then I was: non-SBC Baptist
I now worship in: ...Um. Heh. Ask me again in a month. I'm kinda in transition.
I could see myself becoming: MennoniteUSA

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

Not forgotten by me. I think about this joker way too often.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The forgotten Volkswagen gooseneck trailer from 1974

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

@dave_brown24 CJ: There’s a Chinese balloon hovering 50,000 feet over Montana. The Pentagon suspects it’s gathering intelligence
Josh: I’ve been to Montana. Trust me, you can’t gather much intelligence on the ground

[Stephen Dillard @StephenDDillard]

An endorsement from Franklin Graham should be more than enough for any church to close up shop and walk away.

Like a vegan endorsing a butcher shop, he doesn’t even have a frame of reference for what he’s talking about.

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

There are denominations & many churches that have compromised on what God’s Word says about things such as homosexuality, marriage, & abortion. I think this statement from @FBCJAX is something that every church in America should adopt. https://t.co/BBn0LrCWyx