Stephen Shelton

Just here to talk about my latest hyper-fixation. Don’t worry; I’ll get over it in a few weeks.

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i don’t think this is going as well for @AndrewKolvet as he thinks it is.

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@ob1156 @TheRajGiri correct.

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@TheRealest_316 @TheRajGiri there’s no way you actually believe this.

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@AndrewKolvet andrew kolvet is like if chatgpt were a person.

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@ProLifeisProGod i think it’s funny?

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@ProLifeisProGod you might have picked the wrong app for this, rhonda.

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@SacrdCowTipping so many words, bro. in every single reply. 😂 sit down. have a pretzel. chill out.

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@sarahtexe that’s correct.

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@EdKrassen you’re a direct violation of common sense and normal human decency.

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@1ssve i feel awful for some of you. i have unlimited PTO and have never once been shamed about using it. anywhere from four to six weeks per year is not uncommon for my team.

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@RepMcGovern great idea. let’s add three seats and appoint three new justices before november!

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@AkilahObviously they’re lifetime appointments. so…was that a call for their murder? or just a confession of ignorance?

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@GavinNewsom it is. see: angeles, los

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@BenPawsonApex @CollinRugg not sure he truly believes in jesus? you’re a clown. 🤡

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@MrBaseball2374 @TheDeepStateTX you might not fully understand autism if you think that comment was either appropriate or accurate. someone with high-functioning autism would likely be crushing it in this job. 😂

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@JustinPetersMin the number of flat earth space deniers in these comments is alarming. repeat after me: just because i don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s not real.

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@_xaibii my suspicion is that he’s not very well-liked…and after listening to that @ChrisVanVliet interview, i can understand why.

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@JonnyRoot_ another hot take from jonny root, the unhappiest man in the world.

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@barstoolsports is the domination in the room with us now?

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@NBAisBest4 this is hilarious, but i’ll indulge. please share your credentials and criteria for evaluation.